Spiderbadger - The Birth of a Legend, almost.

In the years that preceded his birth into the tumultuous world of the Superhero, the mild (sometimes) conscientiously hard working (stop sniggering) regular bloke, for the purpose of this account we'll call him, Spurgeon Seawalker, the names have been changed to add creative spice.... honest, was much like any other useless wastrel with an alcohol fixation an near terminal sticky mattress syndrome. An under active thyroid gland, coupled with a non existent WORK ethic led to a life of quiet tedium. All this sadly, was to change. A chance meeting with a sultry, seductive, barking mad bar maid would knock our hero's non career path into a whole new direction.

Suddenly, he was catapulted into the murky, & very often manky world of the industrial Air Conditioning Engineer. His days would be spent chasing through deserted shoping centres bringing clean air to the masses, & forever on the trail of the elusive & shadowy figure that would haunt his days and spread disorder an mayhem to the fast food eating public. It was often a fruitless search with only empty cartons an a faint whiff of burnt cheese for our hero to follow, it became clear a new, dynamic, fearless Superhero was needed, to bring this devious miscreant to justice. It would take him to places he'd only ever dreamed about, and others like Luton, he'd really wished had been a disturbed nightmare, but go there he must, an do battle with the scourge of the modern world plus occasionally clean an maintain the ladies changing room air con unit in Dorothy Perkins. It would drive him to the very edge of despair..........